In case you were not aware, I am an extremely brilliant, funny, talented individual.
And, in case you REALLY WERE not aware, I have made it evident through my use of many zzzzzzzzs in the title of this post. You see, it is that I do not have classes on Thursdays, so I can sleep as much as I want. Also, the letter z happens to coincide with the sound in Thursday. Hopefully if you were at all befuzzzzzzzled at my title, that cleared things up. So.
The night before last, I went out to dinner with Yuka and her friend Jiro. Jiro is one of those guys who, even though it was about 90 degrees, came over in baggy, holey jeans and a long sleeve black shirt, and a beanie. I’m sure your head is now filled with imaginings of the foolish things he does in other aspects of his life besides clothing, but let me quickly dispel them. He actually WASN’T one of those guys. He was actually pretty cool! We went to an Izakaya, which is a kind of restaurant unique to Japan where you go in, take off your shoes, go to a comfortable private area, and order appetizers and drinks and stay for several hours. Talking with them was really fun! Turns out Jiro wants to be a famous musician, lol. He has a tiny little ’studio’ at his house, consisting of a mixer, electric guitar (eereki gitaa), one amp, and one mic. Sound familiar? I remember those days, although that was when I was 17, and Jiro is 28. Draw your own conclusions please! Apparently he only knows some chords on the guitar, and I said I would teach him! He lives close to my house, walking distance, so maybe sometime I will go over. So.
Also, I found out today that my host mom is A DEVIL WOMAN. Turns out, THE WHOLE TIME I HAVE BEEN HERE she HAD A GUITAR IN HER ROOM. she DECEIVED ME!! This evening, I will play it. So.
Today, Yuka took me to the government office. I had to register as a foreigner, and buy national health insurance. If you are walking on the street, a police officer can stop you at any time and if you don’t have one of those things, you will be arrested and held for 27 days. You see, there is this BRILLIANT law here that goes like this: anyone can be held in jail for up to 27 days before being charged with anything. So, if they can’t find anything to charge you with, they use those 27 days to interrogate you every day until you falsely confess, or until they find other incriminating evidence. If they know that there is no way that they will be able to get any evidence, or if (in my case) there is only a fine because you weren’t carrying documentation, then they will still hold you for 27 days just to make you feel bad. That really is the ultimate goal in that situation, I think. So. That is why Yuka and I went to the office today, to make sure that doesn’t happen. O.o. It was good Yuka came with me. And this is why.
1. I didn’t know where the building was, and it was really complicated. Yuka led me down various sidestreets to get there.
2. I needed more cash to buy the insurance. I needed to find an international ATM. Usually you go to a bank, but the one here doesn’t work for my card. So. We went to a convenience mart, there was an ATM but, nope! didn’t work. Went to another convenience mart (konbini) nope! didn’t work. Went to another: nope!. I said, “I think 711 atms work.’ We searched forever and finally found a 711. NOPE! A guy was doing maintenance on the ATM, parts were all over the floor, and police were guarding every door so noone would loot the place. Finally, Yuka says to a police dude ‘We need a 711 atm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’ he says ‘just go down the way’ and motions vaguely. So. We go down the way, there is another 711 PINPONPINPON!(Japanese ‘correct!’ sound) It works. I withdraw WAY more money than I need cause now I am just frickin NERVOUS about cash accessability. So.
4. (Do I need a 3? Aren’t I already stressed out enough without you heckling me about it? It was a stressful day! I deserve my small hyperbolies!)
5. When we arrived at the building, I needed to get MORE passport sized photos before I could apply for anything! (In case you aren’t aware, this is maybe the 5th time i have had to get them. I swear I should just go one time and get like 100. Every time need to give them 2. So.) Luckily, Yuka showed me where to get them, and it wasn’t too hard. Though I was THIS CLOSE ( ) to getting the wrong size. It was EXTREMELY unclear… and the machine only knew Engrish which didn’t help.
6. When applying for the health insurance, I …. oh I forgot something!
7. Earlier, when we left the house I realized I didn’t know the word for “health insurance” and Yuka of course had no idea what the word for 健康保険 was in english. So. We had to run back to the house just so I could look it up LOL. By the way 健康保険 is ‘kenkouhoken’. Knowing what that word was was a GOOD thing when we got to the building.
8. When applying for the health insurance, they made some kind of mistake and were going to charge me $75 bucks. Yuka somehow managed to catch it, talked to them for forever, and then they reduced the price to $30. All I could say afterwards was ‘yuka to ishouni shimashita… hounto ni yokkatayo!’ literally, ‘with yuka, together we did it. Truly relieved!” (Basically thanking her for being there with me) So.
22. See how many numbers of bad things happened? It was terrible!

(These guys are so cool, I’m not even gonna say I was the one in the middle cause that would make me look just way too cool)
include this picture. It has no relation to now whatsoever except that Wii came from Japan. The reason I have included it is that, if you have not yet seen it, you should. So.