The Gaijin Chronicles

Place: Japan – Age: 21 and 5/12 – Job: Massagician

Mid-stay crisis!!! October 22, 2008

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Actually it wasn’t that bad.

So basically, the weather has been really unpredictable lately, so since it is cold then hot then cold I caught a cold. In Japanese ‘Kaze’ which literally means ‘wind.’ So I caught a wind. So I was really sick with a fever and everything, but waking up from a good nights sleep and getting ready to settle down for my day off. THAT was when I received the call from Temple University. ‘Your host mom just called us, and we have decided for your safety that you need to move out of your house and into an apartment in Takadanobaba for a week or so. Sorry.’ So after I get off the phone, I go out to the living room to see what the heck is going on. My host brother who supposedly doesn’t live at home had slept on the couch the night before aparently, and my mom was pulling money out of her wallet. She handed me 200 dollars, and apologized that I had to go live somewhere else for a while. She said I could leave whatever I wanted and that I would probably be able to come back in less than a week. With that, Daniel packed a suitcase and lugged his fever-ridden corpse Northwards, to the land of Takadanobaba where he found himself a nice little room. I somehow found the energy to go to the supermarket and buy lots and lots of eggs and bacon and bread and fruit and 2 gallons of Pocari Sweat (Japanese gatorade) and 1.5 gallons of milk, then I layed down on my new bed and didn’t leave the room for a week.

At least, that was what I WANTED to do, but I had to go to school twice, so I left the room twice. Here are pictures.

A change of scenery, that is for sure.

A change of scenery, that is for sure.

Before me, apparently an american girl lived in the apartment. According to my hearsay she went down to a sketchy side of town late at night by herself, and something unpleasant happened so she promptly returned to the states. She was blonde – I know this because she didn’t clean the room at all so I consistently got them on my clothes. Also, she was kind enough to leave photos of herself and her friends in the drawer. And she left a Temple University Mug which I took. And pots and pans, and 10 rolls of toilet paper, and laundry detergent, and about $2 in american change. Also, she left me a pack of about 40 or so tampons. Thanks! Whatever your name is.

Last thursday, I moved back into the house with my homestay family. I guess everything worked out! They seemed happy to have me back. Last saturday I took a trip to Takushoku Daigaku, Akie’s University. (Also by way of clarification, Akie’s name is NOT pronounced like Achey ‘achey-breaky heart,’ for instance. It is pronounced Ack-ee-eh. Just fyi.) There was a university festival, which means lots of different types of foods and live music all day. However, unfortunately for us as we were riding the train there, I guess someone jumped in front the train as it was coming in and died. So the train was stuck at this random station. That meant we had to walk for an hour to another station to take another train.

We ended up taking a taxi, it wasn’t nearly as fun as this pic makes it look.

Once we got there, I met her boyfriend. We didn’t talk much.

I went to hear some ‘Jazz.’ It was really more pop-fusion.

In order to take this picture, they made me buy some. ‘Buta.’ Pig. I almost barfed eating it. It tasted fine, but looking at the face while chewing was hard.

While I was there, Akie surprised me by inviting Yuko, another Japanese girl that I met in Seattle this last August. There are pictures, but they are all on Akie’s camera, I will post them later.

 

Cliff Jumping. (not really) September 26, 2008

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The moral of this post is that you can jump over a large chasm to catch the edge of a tall cliff, try your hardest, miss the edge by a fraction, but you still fall just as far and die.

(Yes I posted the moral first.)

This evening Akie and I went to see the movie “Wanted.” Basically, this movie reached hard for that edge, but still fell just as hard. Rotten Tomatoes gives it a 73%, justifying the rating because it is oriented towards a summer audience, wanting nothing more than brainless plots and brains spattered on the walls. I would say that you can’t justify that because the movie ALSO tries to include too many messages. It pushes its themes too hard. What you have got here is a champion of anti-establishment, anti-utilitarianism (or is it pro-utilitarianism?), anti-religion, rebellion against humdrum normality. When the main character breaks the invisible wall of the screen, looks at the audience right after shooting someone’s brains out, and asks the loquacious question, “What the f*** have YOU done today?” You know the director is trying way to hard to broadcast his themes. If he thought this was going to skate through the public unconscious, delivering subliminal messages to minds only expecting a mindless shoot’emup, well, he was exactly right. This movie somehow manages to screw with your sense of ethics, then reverse it, then have you not knowing what the frick you think, and wants you to love the excitement of your own confusion. This movie tries to juggle one too many plates, and drops them all.

On another note, last night Dad took me out to Ramen for dinner, and i had the 450 gram meal. That means not only do you have a bowl of ramen, but a pound more noodles on the side. I was full afterwords. And I have no plans for the weekend. Perhaps being EXTREMELY lazy is in order. Or perhaps, being REALLY motivated and going out and finding something to do.

 

Picnic, Corporate Development, Certain Death September 22, 2008

Let’s just say that yesterday was pretty crappy. In fact, it was so crappy that it was the kind of intense crappy that you have to give a few props for how crappy it was. In that way, it was actually pretty fun.

The day opened with the earthquake that woke me up. My bed is on wheels and it was strong enough to be wheeling me back and forth a little, so I would guess maybe a 3.5 or so. Probably the strongest one I have felt since this one random one in Language Arts class of 6th grade. It only went on for about ten to fifteen seconds though, so nothing terrible happened. No news coverage of course, these things are a dime a dozen in Tokyo.

Then I had curry for breakfast! That actually wasn’t crappy it was very tasty. Although, kinda random and quite spicy for breakfast.

Then the whole family piled in the car and we drove to Yokohama – about an hour south of Tokyo to a big park called 子供の国。(Kid’s Country)  This park is hard to describe. It is kinda like Enchanted forest except way bigger, and no rides, or castles, or anything else mythical or interesting, but what there WAS was just as old and decrepit as at the good old E.F. As far as I could tell, there was one giant pool, one really tall slide, one greenhouse, and one inflatable bounce house in the middle of a giant field. We weren’t there for the plethora of attractions though, we were there for a picnic! Apparently yesterday was some big event where people go and buy this traditionally popular time of fish: 秋刀魚. (Samma)  and you grill it yourself, shred your own 大根 (Japanese White Radish) and generally do everything else yourself except actually do the fishing.

(You can see the bounce house in the background)

(You can see the bounce house in the background)

Us grounding up Daikon (the radish)

Us grounding up Daikon (the radish). If I look like I have a little bit of a pained smile, you aren't imagining things.

I don’t know why anyone ever thought this was going to be a fun activity, probably some crazy person. Actually I think it was my host Dad, and I think he knew it wasn’t going to be fun. In case the pictures fool you into thinking it was fun, let me just say that trying to seperate the cooked mushy innards from the cooked mushy meat and the burnt scales with just chopsticks is about as fun as when Sean and I spilled around 20 gallons of Macaroni and Cheese around the dumpster behind our cafeteria and had to clean it all up. :-(

Apparently the even the meat was not that good, mom said...

Also, we were joined by like 9 other old guys and one of them had his old wife there too. The one next to me was keenly interested in revisiting the English he learned in highschool with me. At length. Apparently the overall point of this picnic was to entertain and say nice things to this other almost bald dude that was with us.

This is what I think may have happened: Host Dad’s work friends schedule this lamo picnic for themselves, and the head honcho, the big cheese, is going to attend as well. Dad gets it into his head that having his whole family there will be a really good idea, and maybe even the token foreigner as well! So he somehow talks the event up to his wife enough that she thinks it is going to be really fun (and conveniently forgets to say that all his work buddies are coming along too.) When we get there, my sisters and mom are completely taken off guard when who is there to greet us but a crowd of businessmen holding an umbrella for, fanning, and generally sucking up to this one chubby dude. They hadn’t even put on the special ‘meeting dad’s coworkers’ makeup! Once we arrived, dad ignored us because you can’t be a family man and a salaryman at the same time… It was interesting I talked to mom about it some. We rushed through eating our fish, and then mom and the sisters and I excused ourselves to go ‘walk around.’ They kept apologizing and telling me that I was being a good sport for how lame it was, but I was just laughing because it was just a funny situation overall. Even though it was crappy it was an enlightening experience and I don’t think I could have spent my day in a better way.

Except that was when the Typhoon arrived. You see, there was a typhoon in Okinawa the last week or so. And apparently it decided we were a little to dry up here in Tokyo, so it made a house call.

I could be a weatherman, right mom?!?!

I could be a weatherman, right mom?!?!

I made a diagram to illustrate. It was probably something like this. Although since I only saw one news cast on it and I did this in paint, maybe it isn’t that accurate. But it looked SOMETHING like this!!!!!

So the tempurature dropped maybe 25 degrees and it started getting windy oh and lets not forget pouring rain. So we had to leave early from the picnic (Dang!). The traffic back to Tokyo was so bad it took us 3 hours to get home. None of us ate very much fish cause it was bad so we stopped by McDonalds. I could have hung with friends but I told them all I was going to be busy that day, so I spent the rest of the evening sitting in my room not doing anything.  (>_<) Oh well.

At least I finally had a chance to crack open the little cakes that Akie made for me. Even the twisty on the bag was folded in a cute way… haha

Thanks Akie!

–I am adding more to this post after the next class so stay tuned. I still have to address corporate development.

Ok now it has been added:

So I was too lazy to post some of the most interesting stuff I found out the night I went out with Akie.

Keep in mind that I met her in Seattle, with three other Japanese students. When I met her she seemed like the kindest of the four, but perhaps knew the least English. She was the most willing to talk to me, and the most inquisitive and willing to go out on a limb. Still, she was a little slow at expressing herself but had an easy smile to make up for it. I think she never wore makeup when I saw her in the states, and always wore lose fitting clothes. I’m not sure what kind of image this engendered in me of what she was actually like, but let me tell you whatever it was couldn’t have been farther from the truth.

When I met her the other night in Shibuya by the Hachiko statue (a famous statue of a dog that is a very common meeting place) she had well applied makeup, stylish clothes, but the same easy style. We talked alot over dinner… her english had improved dramatically and my Japanese has as well so we could get into some in depth topics. Turns out she is REALLY smart. She is the same age as me, but has already written a book. O.o    Her major is in Developing Countries, and her minor is Corporate Development. Apparently her minor is the only one in the world and they are both exceedingly difficult. She has a part time job at a cake shop, and spends most of her free time working for a huge and famous national writers club or ‘circle’ as they literally call it here. She is a high ranking officer in this circle, and it was her job to do in depth interviews with famous persons in Japan and write a book on her findings, which she recently completed, I guess. She says most people in her major intend to be involved in the comings and goings of international non-profit organizations, but she wants to be a writer. She is also big into Japanese literature. She pulled out a book with a ‘Neon Genesis Evangelion’ cover (I don’t know what that portends, for those of you that know Evangelion, make your own conclusions :P ) and said “This is the book I am reading right now, it is by Haruki Murakami”  Who just HAPPENS to be one of the two Japanese authors I have read the translated works of, and along with Philip Pullman is perhaps my favorite author right now. In shock I said I had read lots of his stuff and turns out that she and I had read several of the same books in Japanese and English respectively. Which we both loved.

I guess it goes to show how much can be lost in translation. When a person goes to another country, not only are things lost because of culture differences, but you just act differently when out of your comfort zone. People can assume that you are much different then you actually are. I am glad that I could find out a little bit of what Akie is actually like.  びっくりした! bikkurishita! (It surprised me!)

 

A classy night to Tempura, cake shop, McDonalds. September 20, 2008

Tonight I went out on the town with Akie! I met her last month as I was doing my intensive Japanese language course at Washington Academy of Languages in Seattle. She happened to be doing English as a Second Language courses there at the same time. I made friends with her and the other Japanese students there, and she returned to her home in Tokyo (just two stations away from me, about 15 min) just last week.

We spent the evening in Shibuya, and it was crowded.

Waiting to cross at the main intersection. My phone fails to capture the magnitude of people waiting to cross… (><)

This is in the middle of the street as the crossing is occuring.

Right before we were about to cross :)

After we ate tempura on the roof floor of Shibuya station, we went downstairs to a cake shop where she has a part time job. I met two of her friends there, and they gave us loads of free chocolates that said ‘happy birthday’ on them lol.

After that we walked around and saw the sites, we went to a CD shop and I recommended good American bands. We went to a coffee shop that was closed, and had to default to McDonalds where I got a mcflurry.

Afterwords, she gave me some little flaky cakes that she baked for me, (yay!) and we decided to go see that movie ‘wanted’ next friday cause she really likes action movies. She said if there were any sights or anyplace I wanted to go in Tokyo, I could call her and she would go with me! So I finally have a buddy to do some sightseeing with. Also there is a big 4 day party at her university in october where apparently she is working as some kind of traditional food cook for her agriculture club that she wants me to go to and eat some of her food.

It was good to come home though cause I have to wake up at 7:30am tomorrow to go to Yokohama with my family for some festival. Also I had to do a Japanese essay.

So… yaknow….

難しいだぜぇぇぇぇ and all that rot.

oh Haha I forgot the most important picture:

this type of picture booth is called ‘purikura’ which is basically a Japanese abbreviation of the Japanese way of pronouncing ‘Print Club.’ I don’t know how i made such a creepy face…