The Gaijin Chronicles

Place: Japan – Age: 21 and 5/12 – Job: Massagician

The Land of the Free and the Home of the… Socialist Financial Bailout Plans? September 24, 2008

700 Billion dollars is a relatively large sum of money. If you care about what happens to that little bundle of cash, read on! If the economics of our livelihood does not interest you, feel free to stop here.

I am living in Japan right now, doing my best to do what it takes to learn about where I am, still sometimes a fire can burn bright enough to catch my attention from across the pacific. Therefore, in the interest of a diverse reader demographic and my own interests, I have decided to include this post on the current economic crisis in the good ol’ United States.

If you haven’t heard, this is the situation. The last two weeks have seen the government takeover America’s two biggest mortgage companies, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and its biggest insurance company, American International Group Inc. We stood by while the nation’s fourth-largest investment bank, Lehman Brothers, was forced to declare bankruptcy and another investment giant, Merrill Lynch, was forced to sell itself to Bank of America. On Sunday evening Goldman Sachs and Morgan Stanley, the country’s last two major independent investment banks, were allowed by the fed to change their status to bank holding companies, which will allow the two institutions to open commercial banking subsidiaries, greatly bolstering the resources of both companies.

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson and Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the only way to put a stop to all this ridiculousness is to have congress pass a law giving the Treasury broad powers to buy as much as $700 billion in troubled assets, primarily dealing with mortgage-backed securities that have lost tons of value due mostly to slipping home values.

I’m pretty sure we all want the same thing here: the American economy to be miraculously rescued from it’s bowel loosening financial slump. Speaking of bowel loosening, we can boil this situation down to one big quetion. If the American economy is a giant toilet bowl, how big is the current financial hole? Judging from how fast so much money and house prices are getting flushed these days, it seems pretty large. Paulson and Bernanke are hoping that this $700 billion is going to be a big enough monetary turd to clog that hole, so some of the water can finally spill out of the bowl of rich senior executives and back onto the waiting floor of desperate homeowners. However, according to many congress members, it isn’t just the turd size we have to worry about. It’s also the consistency. The proposal “does not include the necessary safeguards,” said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif. She called for “independent oversight, protections for homeowners and constraints on excessive executive compensation.” Members have also voiced that the plan is to big to happen so fast, it needs more time in order to be put into practice at maximum efficiency. Maybe this political poo is just the right size, but a little too slippery to resist the flushing waters of shaky planning and hasty implementation.

This isn’t the first time the government has taken a metaphorical squat recently either. Sen. Richard Shelby states that failures with Fanny Mae, Freddie Mac, and attempts to save Bear Stearns last spring show the limited effectiveness of such an approach.

It is hard to make an accurate assessment of size and consistency in such a large and complex market, but some senators have other reasons why they disagree with the preposterously large proposition. Said a Senator about the substantial strategy: “why [are we] rushing to bailout companies whose leaders got rich gambling with other people’s money…” (Sen. Sherrod Brown)

Concerning Sherrod Brown’s comment, I may or may not have my disagreements with buying $700 billion dollars of irresponsibly made loans, but I definitely feel like maybe we could have a little bit better argument then that. (Those executives are BAD    BAD      BOYS!) I could care less about how ‘those guys may have had their hands in the taxpayers cookie jars before so now we should MAKE THEM FEEL THE PAIN!’ I just care about whether when I need to go get my own homeowners loan someday, I won’t be turned out cold from my local bank. Sen. Jim Bunning is a *little* more convincing:

“It will not help struggling homeowners pay their mortgages. It will not bring a halt to the slide in home prices. This massive bailout is not a solution. It’s financial socialism and it’s un-American.”

Perhaps that is something we really need to think about. According to the essential founder of our wondrous free market economy, Adam Smith himself said in his book ‘Wealth of Nations’ that we must create a economy by survival of the fittest rules. The ‘invisible hand’ guides some institutions to failure, others to success, leading to the happiest, healthiest market attainable. Government takeover of private firms (FNMA for instance) and this proposal are definitely not things you are going to see endorsed in that text.

Still, in my own humble opinion, we have to take a consequentialist view on this issue. I think it is pretty evident that the MOUNTAIN of poorly loaned funds resulting the freeze of the credit market are not leading us to the wonderland of a flourishing market. Also, for those of you who wanted to move to Canada during the Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac incident, keep in mind that FNMA was originally chartered and created by the US government… It isn’t exactly foreign territory we are talking about here.

Normally, I would feel like the President (who by the way is a staunch advocate of the bailout) would be in a position to see the biggest portion of the picture, and also the most concerned with making people like me really happy. But these days, last term, right before he is out of that one place for good, I think history has shown that maybe they don’t have to worry so much about making us love them during the last stretch.

And the last, arguably most pressing question: even assuming all this works, what is the government going to use to wipe afterwords???

I know you were all wondering

I know you were all wondering

In case you haven’t figured it out, I am in support of decisive action. I am merely concerned about the nature of that action, because even though things are bad right now, it could easily get a great deal worse when you throw in the monkey wrench of a poorly spent 700 billion dollars. Please, give me some comments to work with here~ what do you think?

 

A meta, phor you! September 11, 2008

Filed under: Musing — wheezy3 @ 9:59 am
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I have a 7 page paper due tomorrow that I have to start, but I was filled with this and had to pour it out. Also, my blog edits out the formatting I made on the poem, so if you would like to see it with formatting email me.

What is a machine?

A device made of cold metal

Just whirring and humming and clicking the hours and days away

maybe.

Built to complete a task set out for it tirelessly, faultlessly

Unless it is broken.

We are all machines, tape players in fact

In a 1992 Buick.

We were made to play beautiful music from a certain little cassette; one that is a little bit old

perhaps the film has some smudges and scratches in places

but still, it has that ONE song on it the most important song the song that changes people and yet,

tape players don’t all work the same do they?

Some may play the cassette, it sounds ok I guess, but it never gets to the best part!

When the tape gets to a certain smudge it stops, and has to restart.

Many, when the tape is put in, they don’t even believe it is there and then,

With a gurgle and a chink, spit it back out again.

Some of us may gladly take the tape, but freeze

Hide it inside, don’t want to play, just go away please.

A few snatch the tape away, now its smashed, ruined, cut, scarred,

The beautiful cadences forever marred.

There are tape players that want to play the music, but our tired little cogs can’t cope at all

The music comes out low, slow, can’t make a difference at this crawl

There are even those (don’t act surprised) who play the cassette in a blurry flurry,

the meaning is lost, they’re in such a hurry.

Quite a bit different, but equally bad, the volume knob could be broken and so loud the sound,

so vigorously is it played, it needs to be turned way down.

I feel bad for the one, poor machine when the tape is shoved in to hard, even backwards! (Who would dare?)

Naturally that poor guy is damaged, sometimes beyond repair.

Don’t let all this get you down though, cause there is one more kind!

One in a million, a true find

Well oiled and new, this cassette tape machine plays the music as it was meant to be heard. The sound of it is not fast and flighty, it doesn’t stop or skip, and the volume is set to just the right level. This device is fulfilling its purpose. And if

- a machine can have feelings -

I think that this one is the happiest cassete tape player of them all.

What kind of machine are you?

By the way, if what I say doesn’t make sense to you,

I have the tape.

Care to give a listen?

 

get surgery and reconstruct your entire body into the shape of a piano? September 8, 2008

Filed under: Musing — wheezy3 @ 3:09 pm
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if you are not one of my music friends, feel free to ignore this post. I don’t mean for this blog to turn into me posting music that I like – that isn’t what it is about

HOWEVER-

I have finally found it. Japan has about 127.77 million people in it, and the vast majority of those people are listen to TERRIBLE POP music (there are plenty of excellent classical musicians. In fact we have classical musicians coming out our ears here). So… that is alot of people in need of musical redemption. But now, I have found her. If there was band that could make up for 127 million times worth of cookiecutter cadences, if there was ONE PERSON, it is Hiromi Uehara.

After I viewed these videos online I had to think for a second about whether I should pray for forgiveness.

One of the posts on the video said only this: “get surgery and reconstruct your entire body into the shape of a piano.”

^^^ my newly surgeried body

^^^ my newly surgeried body

Hiromi… I love you <3

Now let me clarify in case you don’t understand. I write some funny things sometimes. This paragraph is not one of those times. I have some musical artists that I hold in high esteem. My reasons for respecting them so much are not petty reasons. They are reasons with high sustainability. As such I am not prepared to make off the cuff statements about new artists that I hear, especially when it puts the position of some of my most favored musicians into flux. Still, you should probably know that I am considering the possibility that this may be one of the greatest single musicians that I have ever heard in my life.

This evening I have started my considerings by spending 4 hours watching every video of her music on youtube. Next I will buy all of her albums. I narrowed it down to three songs, all of them blow my mind. Make sure to preview the first two for sure, although the third one definitely captures some of her most insane technical moments.

“Deep Into the Night” She just recently added the guitarist to her trio.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XoFZHzvEoQ&feature=related

This is her on the expanding my view of the Nord solo synth. Her compositional and improvisational technique are literally of the charts. She makes several audio allusions, one or two Japanese melodies, and most certainly “flight of the bumblebee” around 7:50.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00fKuTD52gQ

This is when she accepted the Japan Gold Disc Award. Uhhhhh……

“Against the great superiority of another there is no remedy but love” – Goethe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HcKrd3K8_A&feature=related

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

This love is like plastic September 7, 2008

Filed under: Musing, Settling In — wheezy3 @ 7:25 am
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This food, however, tasted anything but:

sing yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

sing yeah, yeah yeah... yeah yeah.

So I am looking through some Japanese music, (I’m still convinced there has to be something half decent out there…) I found a song by an ElectroPop Girl band, ‘Perfume.’ The song is called ‘Polyrhythm’ I was like, OOOOOOOOOk there is NO way a Jpop song ACTUALLY has polyrhythms in it. American pop doesn’t even do that. But I popped it in for a quick listen anyways. Sure enough, they DO have a bridge centered around a polyrhythmic theme! *GASP*! The lyrics are a little like this:

Your most precious feeling will not be wasted; the world continues to move

my heart too, if only a little, will circle around

Chorus

We play this polyrhythm once more

the urge is almost like being in love, repeating many times like it used to be

the spectacle revives on our mind

this returning polyrhythm, the backlash feels like it isn’t true

This returning polyloop, ah this love is like plastic

And will be played once again

Polyrhythm/polyloop (sung straight while a drum comes in emphasizing a polyrhythm)

Even a small piece of my heart will reach you, that’s my belief

Your most precious wish will not be consumed away, the world turns

Even a little piece of my heart will go round and round

Etc…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxxnr3j604k

FYI the polyrhythmic section starts at 1:36 in the video if I am not mistaken. If you don’t know what a polyrhythm is but you do know what a triplet is, the polyrhythm is basically a halftime triplet going in the background over a straight 4/4 time.

Now that I have been impressed for today, I feel much more amiable and I give in to another womanly request:

temptresses. all of em.

temptresses. all of em.

“Kerei na Yukina no toki! Dan, shashin wo totte kudasai!”

“This is a ‘Yukina is pretty’ moment! Take my picture Dan!”

I went to the softbank store today. Turns out they don’t sell prepaid cell phones at the store, you have to go buy a softbank prepaid phone from a mini mart like 7/11 i guess. He gave me a list of participating mini marts..

Tonight I am going to the eigakan (movie theater) with Yuka, I don’t know what movies there are. hopefully she will chose a good one. Mom wants us to go see ‘gachi boi’ (mmmmaaybe it is supposed to be ‘gutsy boy’… Actually the more i think about it, the more I think that is actually it. It is in katakana ガチボイ so that means it is representing english words… probably) Apparently it is about some boy who takes up boxing and always gets wailed on then gets a brain tumor or something. I swear, the Japanese can’t think of anything sad besides brain tumors. There are like three “OMG BRAIN TUMOR” tear jerker TV dramas on right now… LOL… But I told Yuka that one didn’t actually look interesting no matter what Mom says, so I don’t think we are going to see that one :P .

 

Too, two, to, reed, read, read, red, bow, bow, bough, bowe, lead, lead, led, sew, so, sow, sow. September 5, 2008

Filed under: Musing, Settling In — wheezy3 @ 1:31 pm
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The english language: about as much originality as Jack Johnson.

Speaking of which, for all you fellow audiophiles out there, Evan Clough brought this visual essay to my attention. You may wish to take a look.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SaFTm2bcac However, if you are NOT an audiophile, I promise it will be 18 minutes of your life you wish you could get back.

Mom surprised me last night with a trip to the library. By bike. Let me preface this by saying that if a policeman sees a foreigner riding down the street with a bike, they WILL pull you over. You must have on your person registration, permit, and transfer of ownership documentation from the last owner or they will take you to jail for 27 days. Sound familiar? They always pull over foreign bikers because foreigners often don’t have those things. So if you are borrowing a bike, or you have a used bike without proper documentation from previous owner, (owners will generally not give you document unless you ask) you are pretty much screwed. Sooooooooooooooooo I was a *little* worried when we walked outside and okaasan gave me a tiny key and motioned to the bike. Especially because not having the light on at night is considered a jailable offense, and my light didn’t even work! (“Oh as long as the switch is in the on position it is ok” she says… O.o) Although, since the actual owner was with me they *probably* wouldn’t arrest me for 27 days, so it was most likely ok. So we biked together down the crowded sidewalks and streetways, it was quite fun. Japanese bikes are not like American bikes fyi. They only have 1 gear, and you have to pedal much harder for much slower going because you always have to navigate through lots of people, you need to go slow, but you need more resistance in the pedals as well to stay balanced… kinda… Anywas, it felt really wierd. We went to the library to look for notated Japanese songs that I could learn to sing and play, but there were none to be found. Maybe later we will go to a music store.

Also, Fumiaki came back the other night, I think he has been staying at some nice hotel in the area for a while on a vacation. He had a bag full of presents he gave me! Two posters of traditional Japanese stuff, a samurai katana squeaky toy, and collapsable samurai dagger, and two rubber shuriken. I think I am almost about ready to take Tokyo on! hah