Ok… so, apparently 11 of you visited this stupid page earlier. The only thing that has had more views than this page (which had nothing interesting on it before) is the picture of Yukina doing laundry. And I think that is a little wierd. So for the adventurous among you, I give you this challenge. I want the picture of my door (called, as you might expect “door”) to get 100 views at least. Therefore, if you read this useless, useless page, YOU ALONE are responsible for making this poor poor wretch’s dreams come true. Please go find ‘door’ and view it as many times as humanly possible.
“Handy ‘Door’ Viewing Guide”
Chapter 1: How to View ‘Door’
Go to the first page of posts, then scroll all the way down till you get to the last picture post. Once there, search carefully for a picture that looks suspiciously like a door. The picture was, in all probability, taken by a true artist. If the picture is at all out of focus, hastily taken, and not even rotated so that the right way faces up, those are all elements of the artists plan, contributing to the meanings and themes intended. As you commence the viewing process, you are encouraged to try and appreciate the deep musings that flowed through the dark, troubled mind of the artist as he took the photo. If you try this and nothing comes to mind, you are probably doomed to forever be an ignorant non-artistic fool at worst, and at best never better than the ‘dilletante’ – just a dabbler in the deep meaningful beauty that exists in this world. Once you have clicked on ‘Door’ and viewed the nearly flawless work of art within, you must then close your browser (restart computer if necessary) then open once again, navigate to my blog, and repeat the process. Keep doing this until 100 views have been reached.
Chapter 2: Good Times at Which to View ‘Door’
1. Coffee or Lunch breaks at work
2. During a boring lecture at school
3. Late Late Late Early at night when no one is left awake
4. Summer time when derds have nothing better to do
Chapter 3: History of the Challenge
Hmm… I just made it up, but it is bound to forever grace the annals of history. Long live the challenge!
Chapter 4: Example of ‘Door’
Here is a handy example of what ‘Door’ might look like. Even though this picture looks suspiciously like ‘Door,’ keep in mind that it is MERELY AN EXAMPLE OF ‘DOOR’, NOT ACTUALLY ‘DOOR.’ If you were to click on this picture here, (i’m sure none of MY friends would be so insolent) that would be like going to the National Gallery of Norway, buying a poster of “The Scream” by Edvard Munch, and then framing it and pretending it was the actual thing. I know, I know, despicable isn’t it…
NOT 'DOOR;' MERELY A REPLICA
Chapter 5: Contact Us
This organization is now accepting suggestions for additional material to be added to the manual. Please post on this page with suggestions, and we promise we will not steal your ideas. So.
Chapter 6: Beginning to Give up on Writing the Manual
It’s just that I really fe
update: both `door` and yukina doing laundry are scaling up in the popularity department, but Yukina still has TWICE as many views as door. Guys! Im calling out an S.O.B. – `Save Our Blog!` We need to try way way harder! Minna… Gambatte!
Yo Daniel, it’s your cousin Joe… Glad they finally deported you to your homeland! hit me up.